Once upon a time in 2020…
(A lesson in and work of satire)
2020 Teacher-Student Collaboration
For the helpers.
In the first month of COVID, Donald promised me:
By April we'll be virus free!
In the 2nd month of COVID, Fauci suggested we:
Wear rubber gloves!
and by April we'll be virus free
In the 3rd month of COVID, on Primetime I see:
Cuomo in his den!
In the 4th month of COVID, there's no more T.P.!
For wiping turds!
In the 5th month of COVID, Donald says to drink:
5 GULPS OF BLEACH!
In the 6th month of COVID, quarantine is "covfefe":
So sick of Zooming!
In the 7th month of COVID, the newspapers decree:
Lockdown is lifting!
In the 8th month of COVID, please maintain 6 feet:
Variant, incoming!
In the 9th month of COVID, per the CDC:
Mandatory-ish masking
In the 10th month of COVID, no stimulus relief
Food lines are growing...
In the 11th month of COVID, we save democracy
Despite Rudy's griping!
The 12th month of COVID brings hope with new vaccines
And by April we'll be Donald free!
